Tattoos: You’re covered in them. Hooray for you. But what used to be a symbol of rebellion is now a sign of conformity. If everyone has them, you're not so special anymore. I don’t have any tattoos. That makes me a nonconformist. Who’s the rebel now?
Mega church tax exempt status: Jesus never gave alms to the poor from a private jet.
The Golden Globes: Showbiz’s longest running joke. The Hollywood Foreign Press are supposedly international film critics. In reality, they’re LA baristas and parking valets and retirees who live in Pacoima. An award ceremony manipulated by the movie studios for marketing purposes.
Factory farming of animals: Cowschwitz. Porkenwald. Enough said.
YouTube advertisements that are longer than the video. You're trying to watch 20 seconds of three kittens pouncing on a puppy and halfway in you get interrupted with back-to-back ads for insurance and a laxative. C'mon, YouTube.
Beer pong: A party game in which a few inebriates compete while everyone else watches and gets drunk. That’s not a party. That’s professional bowling.
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