Himalayan salt: You swear it tastes different from regular table salt, but consider this. The stuff that makes it pink is iron oxide. That’s rust. Bon appetit.
Out-of-pocket medical expenses: Hey, the deductible already comes out of my pocket. And why the hell do we pay deductible?
Baseball’s balk rule: If a pitcher accidentally twitches, he’s deceiving the runner. Yet stepping off the rubber and faking a throw to first base is acceptable. Dumb.
For-profit prisons: Anyone who thinks prisons are a great return on investment deserves to be incarcerated.
Quilting magazines: Did you know there are about a dozen publications dedicated to the subject? Google it. There can’t be that much quilting news to fill up one magazine, let alone over 50 issues per year. Think of all the trees that died so someone could learn about “the ten hottest quilts to drive your man wild!”
“Buffalo” flavoring on foods other than chicken wings: Breaking news. It’s hot sauce. I lived in Buffalo. Other than the wings, there’s nothing spicy about that town.
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