Weird flavors like “sriracha ranch” or “mocha matcha.” Too confusing. My taste buds can’t handle the pressure.
Cigarettes: Let’s see. An expensive addiction with no nutritional benefits that causes cancer and raises your insurance premiums. How is this still a thing?
Recycling’s numbering system: Plastic #1 can be recycled, but numbers 3 through 7 mean… what exactly? Recycle if you’re in the mood? Here’s a better system: yes or no.
Vinyl: Superior sound quality? Please. If you miss the scratches, pops, and skips, then you don’t understand that “you sound like a broken record” is an insult.
Religious exemptions for Covid vaccines: Okay, look. God created everything. Including mRNA. God’s plan was to guide human scientists to put his creation into a vaccine. See? It's all God's handiwork. Got it? Now, go get your shots and STFU.
Fast and Furious: Remaking the same basic car chase movie nine times is highway robbery.
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